What Crimes Are You Guilty Of?

[pudge1]

If you got caught doing everything bad you ever did how much trouble what would your list of charges be? And what have you actually been caught doing?

Possession of Marijuana
Possession of Marijuana Paraphernalia
Intent to Sell Marijuana
Operating While Intoxicated
Sale of Marijuana
Sale of Marijuana Paraphernalia
Sale of Marijuana to a Minor
Sale of Marijuana Within 100 Yards of a School
Possession of Alcohol Under Legal Age
Public Intoxication
Shoplifting
Public Indecency
Failure to Stop at a Stop Light
Failure to Stop at a Stop Sign
Failure to Present Front License Plate*
Expired Insurance*
Speeding
Reckless Driving
Disturbing the Peace*
Harassment*
Vandalism
Possession of Tobacco Under Age
Distribution of Tobacco Products to a Minor (is this a crime)
Distribution of Alcohol Products to a Minor
Driving Without a Seatbelt
Driving Without a License
Truancy
Jaywalking
Littering
Threats
Possession of an Illegal Weapon
Possession of Hydrocodone Without a Perscription
Illegally Downloading Music
Illegally Downloading Movies
Texting While Driving (Illegal in Iowa)
Calling Whlie Driving (Also Illegal in Iowa)
Jaywalking
Assault
A Few Hate Crimes
Curfew Violation (I break this every night during the weekend during school year and every night during the summer)
And probably a few internet crimes that I don't know the official name for

*Caught (all 4 I had to talk to a police officer but was never formally charged with anything)

Just curious what you guys have done. It actually adds up to a lot if you really think about it.

[hideyyo]

I once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

[Falsifying]

*=got in trouble by cops or other

possession of marijuana paraphinillia
possession of marijuana
possession of xanax
driving w/o license
possession of alcohol underage
grand theft auto (stole a golf cart)
tresspassing*
possession of tobacco
breaking and entering*
petty theft
distribution of marijuana
littering
theft


that's all i can really think of

[D3]

lol I was never caught

vandalism
Trespassing
shoplifting
probably saved around 200€ this year
harassment
violence
disturbing the peace

[helpme123]

lol Vandalism- dumping rubbish not alot lol

[joeyjumanjiFML]

Possession of Marijuana*
Possession of Cocaine
Possession of Drug Paraphernalia*
Intent to Sell Marijuana
Intent to Sell Cocaine
Public Intoxication*
Shoplifting[$2000+ estimate]
Disturbing the Peace*
Vandalism*
Habitual Burglary
Truancy* [ 9 tickets total throughout HS]

[Mason]

ive never been caught for anything...

possion of marijuana
possion of ecstacy
possion of cocaine
possion of shrooms?
selling all of the above
underaged drinking
break and enter
theft
assult
trespassing
lighting **** on fire
disturbing ****
jaywalking
littering
shoplifting
kidnapping
speeding
not stopping at stop signs
running red lights
impaired driving (not drinking but apparently getting stoned counts)
not wearing my seatbelt
phishing
downloading music
buying rolls of tickets for $1 and using at events that use those tickets

haha idk these are just some, theres probably a few more

[Callum]

Originally Posted by Mason

running red lights
impaired driving (not drinking but apparently getting stoned counts)

Those are idiotic.

[Mason]

[QUOTE=Callum;799002]

Originally Posted by Mason

running red lights
impaired driving (not drinking but apparently getting stoned counts)

Those are idiotic.

sucks .

[ryuk1214]

[QUOTE=Mason;799003]

Originally Posted by Callum

sucks .

nevar caught

shoplifting
intent to sell weed
disturbing the peace
mixing up "brownies" with actual brownies at a children's party.
Possesion of xanax
driving with no license
driving in a car without owners consent
DDoSing on 7chan
Disposing of evidence
Vandalism
CP
18+ Pron viewing while a minor
Bomb threats
Violence threats
Death Threats
Sexual Threats
Retaliation
Public indecency
jaywalking (its a crime?)

Im not a badass, I have good memory lol