Superman stole my fame, so I told everybody I was gonna kill him and get revenge. They all said, "You don't have the balls too do it" which was trued I was violently neutered by the veterinarian. But I did it, and now I where superman's clothes, oh and they gave me my balls back because of it. Although we have to re-glue them every day to make them stay.
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I always thought people that dressed there dog up was "Animal Cruelty" to the Dog. They must of fed him Reeses I always new Penut Butter and Chocolate to a Dog is like Crack and Meth Combined.
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