[ENDED] $10 Joke

[Rgent]

I'll give $10 to whoever tells the best joke. Ends June 26 @ 11:59pm.

Thank you guys for participating. Decent jokes, next time I want better jokes!

The winner is Razrbackfan5! Please PM me your user id for your prize.

Three guys are arguing about who was the most drunk the previous night.

The first guy says "I was so drunk I blew chunks!"

The second guy says "You've got nothing, I was so drunk I got a DUI!"

The third guy says "You two are chumps, I was so drunk I crashed my car... twice!"

The first guy says "No, you guys don't understand. Chunks is my dog!"

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[SK55]

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“

[Razrbackfan5]

Three guys are arguing about who was the most drunk the previous night.

The first guy says "I was so drunk I blew chunks!"

The second guy says "You've got nothing, I was so drunk I got a DUI!"

The third guy says "You two are chumps, I was so drunk I crashed my car... twice!"

The first guy says "No, you guys don't understand. Chunks is my dog!"

[FM Radish]

You are riding a horse. Suddenly, a giraffe pulls up to your left, an elephant pulls up behind you, and a gorilla pulls up to your right. What do you do?

Get your drunk ass off the carousel.

[Lastwill]

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
// Cause he was too chicken! ahahahaha
-slaps knee-

-Very bad jokes = permaban from future contests
Yep...

[Kneel 2 NEIL (SCAMMER)]

****, no written jokes make me laugh out loud or anything, it's a lot different when someone is telling them, but oh well, I guess I'll join Lastwill on that ban.


Why was the Blonde's belly button red?


Her boyfriend was a blonde too...

[Mike]

The weekend is like my dick, not long enough

[Lamchops9]

A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the bartender asks for their order.

The man says, "I'll have a beer" and turns to the ostrich. "What's yours?" "I'll have a beer too" says the ostrich.
The bartender pours the beer and says "That will be $3.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pays with the exact change for payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come again, and the man says "I'll have a beer," and the ostrich says "I'll have the same." Once again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

This became a routine until late one evening, the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the bartender."Well, it's close to last call, so I'll have a large Scotch" says the man. "Same for me" says the ostrich. "That will be $7.20" says the bartender. Once again the man pulls exact change out of his pocket and places it on the bar.

The bartender can't hold back his curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?"

"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and I found this old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever needed to pay for anything, I just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money will be there."

"That's brilliant!" says the bartender. "Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!""That's right! Whether it's a gallon of milk, or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.

"That's fantastic!" says the bartender. "You are a genius! ... Oh, one other thing sir, what's with the ostrich?"

The man replies, "Oh, my second wish was for a chick with long legs."

[Asexual]

**** your rules and by association yourself

Why are men superior to women?


2 heads are better than 1

[iFaTaL]

Characters:

1. Mr. Hairlip (A guy with a hairlip plus he is mental.)
2.The cashire

A guy with a hairlip goes into a gas station and askes the cash regester, "I need some sandwitch bags."

The cashier says, "Ok well I need to know what type of sandwitch you have so I can tell you what sandwitch bag you need."

Mr. Hairlip says, "Are you telling me I need to go all the way to my house to get my sandwitch and show it to you?"

The cashire, "Yep."

Mr. Hairlip, "Well okay."

Once Mr. Hairlip shows the cashier his sandwitch he said, "Okay lets see... well I recommend the 5 by 5 inch sandwitch bags."

Mr. Hairlip, "Okay."

The next day Mr. Hairlip goes into the gas station and asks the cashire

"I need some toothpast."

The cashire says,

"Well I need to see what type of toothbrush you have."

Mr. Hairlip says,

"Are you saying I need to go all the way back to my house to get my toothbrush?"

The cashire says,

"yep."

Mr. Hairlip, "Okay"

Once Mr. Hairlip got back the cashire said,

"Okay well I recommend (so and so) toothpast.

Mr. Hairlip, "Okay"

The next day Mr. Hairlip comes back with a small box with a small whole in it.

He asks the cashire, "Here I have a present for you."

The cashire says,

"Are you trying to trick me?"

Mr. Hairlip,

"No trick."
"Here just stick your finger inside."

The cashire,

"Are you sure?"

Mr. Hairlip,

"Yea im sure. Just stick you finger inside and smell it."

The cashire,

"Well okay..."

Mr. Hairlip,

"So what does it smell like?"

The Cashire,

"It smells like poop!"

Mr. hairlip,

"I know! I need some toilet paper!"

The End

Hoped you liked ;)

[JoeyBaloney]

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

Hope u liked it :D

[Kieran]

A guy walks past a bakery, and he see's a sign on the window. "Any Sandwich, £2. If we don't stock your favourite filling, it's free". So the guy walks in and he asks for an Elephant Sandwich. The woman behind the desk informs him he'll have to return in two hours. The guy triumphantly shouted "Ha!, I knew you didn't have any Elephants, you owe me this Sandwich for free!". The woman, looking confused, says, "Oh, no, you've misunderstood me, it'll take me two hours to butter the bread".....


BOOM BOOM.

[joeyjumanji]

I love how my entry was erased
LMFAO

[MeLonpan]

My wife, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me one of these mood rings so she could monitor my mood.

We discovered that, when I am in a good mood, it turns green and, when I am in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on her forehead.

[²°²]

One night Billy wanted to sleep in his moms room. "Mommy, can I sleep in here?" She agreed. Later that night, Billy awoke his mother. "Mommy, can I play with your bellybutton?" Confused, she said "Okay Billy." A few seconds later Billy's mom screams "Billy! Thats not my bellybutton!" And Billy says "Thats not my finger!"

[Pyros]

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
// Cause he was too chicken! ahahahaha
-slaps knee-


Yep...

Well. it was nice knowing ya o_o
... lol thats all i got.

Pyros

[TheKris]

Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home, reminiscing. The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and demonstrated with her hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for a penny.

The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be much bigger and cheaper also, and demonstrated the size of two big onions she could buy for a penny a piece.

The third old lady remarked, "I can't hear a word you're saying, but I remember the guy you're talking about."

[FireStorm]

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

[FireStorm]

Sorry for the double post but Rgent are you doing the picking? Or will it be a public poll?

[D3]

so a dyslexic man walks into a bra..

[Andrew™]

Two guys are walking down the street when a mugger approaches them and demands their money. They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking out their cash. Just then one guy turns to the other and hands him a bill. "Here’s that $20 I owe you," he says.

[wilmomannn]

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!”

The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.”

[ryuk1214]

Joseph was an average white man, with a black wife. Together, they had two african american daughters. They had a happy life, until, in 2000, a man named George W. Bush was elected president. He ordered cops and fbi agents to scope out and assasinate any blacks and mexicans. Josephs family was terrified.

They ran out into the dark, with all the darkies, where nobody would ever find a black person. All the african americans were were afraid of the light, because then the cops would kill them. When daylight came, they were still hidden, for there were so many black people that white people thought it was still nightime.

Joseph and his family stepped up as the leader of the group. They built a town, complete with a footlocker, kfc, and BET television station. And they built it all in one building, called new orleans. Joseph was now called as his african tribe name: Hussein. 8 years later, they took George bush over, and hussein was elected president of the united states as Barack hussein Obama. As of now, New orleans is the tentative US capital.

[hideyyo]

A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a beer. "How much will it be?" asked the neutron. "For you?" asks the bartender. "No charge."

The proton next to him whispers to his electron friend, "I think that neutron stole something from me." The electron asks, "Are you sure?" The proton says, "I'm positive!"

Just then, Heisenberg walks into the bar and shouts, "I know exactly where I am!" The bartender asks this man if he wants a drink. "No thanks," said Heisenberg. "I'm lost and I'm trying to get back to my destination."

Don't get me started about that darn Schrodinger and his animal cruelty....

[Asexual]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?


about as much as a woodchuck could

[RefBoost]

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?


A. -> Where's my tractor?

[moose]

a man walks into the doctors office and says "Doctor, there's something terribly wrong."
the doctor says"what is it?"
the man: "i've been told i just heard the funniest jokes ever but i didn't laugh at them."
the doctor: "don't worry we can fix this. i'm going to show you some pictures that will make you laugh."
(he shows the man several different pictures)
the doctor: "well?"
the man: "i'm sorry, they just weren't funny"
then the man burst out laughing
the doctor: "what is it?"
the man: "you forgot to show me the one on your desk. it's ingenious."
the doctor: "that's my family"
the man: "..............sucks to be you"

[RefBoost]

It works better in person when you say the punchline with more enthusiasm.

Alright, here we go:

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

WHERE'S MY TRACTOR!!!

[D3]

This contest .

[pudge1]

After a long night of drinking with friends Tom heads back to his hotel he has to wake up at 5am tomorrow to catch a plane.
He wakes up severely hung over but manages to stumble onto the airplane. No sooner than the pilot turns on the fasten
seatbelt sign does he have to go to the bathroom, his stomach begins to rumble and he realizes that if he doesn't get to
a bathroom soon he is going to **** his pants. He scrunches in his seat and waits for the time when he can get up. Finally
the pilot announces that they have reached the cruising altitude and they can use the bathroom. He rushes to the bathroom
and walks in, shuts the door and no sooner does he pull down his pants does he begin to ****... everywhere. He sits down but
the majority of his **** is all over. There is **** on the walls, the toilet and his pants. He's sitting on the toilet
thinking "****, what am I going to do". Finally he comes up with a plan. He wipes himself off as good as he can, despite
the fact that he still smells like **** and has **** on him he walks out of the bathroom. As he is walking back to his
seat people are giving him disgusted looks. A flight attendant walks up and asks him if he is okay, he replies "I go poopie!"
in a voice that someone who was mentally retarded might have. The flight attendant immediately feels sorry for Tom and begins
asking him if he's okay and acting nice towards him. She raps a towl around him and moves him up to first class. After the
flight ends he grabs his bag and the flight attendant sympathetically asks him if he has someone waiting for him. He replies
in a normal voice "Yeah I'm fine". This story is a lot funnier if it is told in person and this is actually a true story
that happened to my uncles friend.

[Milla]

A man walks into a bar...

OUCH!

[tianhui]

This duck walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, “Do you have any grapes"?

The bartender says, "No we only sell beer here". The duck leaves.

The next day the duck walks back into the bar and asks the bartender, "Do you have any grapes"?

The bartender says, "No I told you we only sell beer, and if you ask me again I'm going to nail your beak to the bar.” So the duck leaves.

The next day the duck walks back into the bar, and asks the bartender “Do you have any nails"? The bartender says "no".

The duck asks "Do you have any grapes"?

[ljackstar]

This one is for Canadians (God i hope people get this)

There are 3 people on a boat, an Englishman, a Frenchy, and A canadian.

The Englishman takes an Apple throws it into the air, shoots it, and says we have too many of these in our country.

The Frenchman takes an apple, throws it into the air, shoots it and says we have too many of these in our country.

The Canadian takes the Frenchman, throws him into the air, shoots him and says we have too many of these in our country!

[hunter2014]

Im gunna let this one play out..

A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”.

“Oh dear, what's the bad news?” asks the patient.

The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.”

“That's terrible”, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?”

The doctor replies, “I've been trying to contact you since yesterday.”

[Lions]

A man lives isolated and alone in his house by the beach. He kills and cooks all of his own food. One of his sources of food is from the surrounding seagulls. Then one day, the state he lives in passes a law which prohibits the killing of seagulls. The man, unaware of this new law, shoots down a seagull. Unfortunately he is caught by a ranger. After explaining that he didn't know of this new law, the ranger says tells the man he won't report him if he answers one question that he has always wondered. He asks him "What do seagulls taste like?". The man ponders the question for a little while and finally replies "I'd say a cross between a great-horned owl and a bald eagle."

[11nebosshin11]

A blonde and a brunette walk into a bar,
the brunette sais,
"I would like a beer"
the blonde sais,
"ouch!!!"

(bar as in pole? get it?) :lol

[alestor11]

My wife was in labor with our first child. Things were going pretty well when suddenly she began to shout, "Shouldn't, couldn't, wouldn't, didn't, can't!"
"Doctor, what's wrong with my wife?"
"Nothing. She's just having contractions"

[rockerarm1]

A man walks into a bar and he sees George Bush and Bill Clinton sitting at a table, so he walks up to them and asks "hey, what are you guys talking about?"

and so George Bush responds "we are making a plan to go into Iraq, our plan is to kill 100,000 Iraqi's and a blonde with big boobs"

the man replies "why the hell would you kill a blonde with big boobs???"

and Bill Clinton says " Hah! Told you they wouldn't care about the Iraqi's!":lol
i put my :twocents in

[USMCxXFrankieXx]

Okay.
A 20 year old dude walks past a bum on the streets.
He walks into a mcdonalds and buys a mcmuffin. He eats it, comes back outside and walks past the bum again.
The dude said "Here you go (Hands out 20 dollar bill) go buy yourself something."
The bum didn't know what he was referring to so he heads to young female in her 20's and hands her the money.
The dude walks over to the bum and asks "What are you doin'?"
The bum says "Buying love."

Ta-da. :P

[spartonochrist]

their is a blond, bernett, and a red head.thay were 50 miles away from civillization, the bernett swam 10 miles then got eaton by a shark, the red head swam 25 miles got tired and drowned, and the blond swam 40 miles got tired turned back.

[zencius]

Brunette girl says to blond girl
-Look,what a beautiful woods is right there.
Blond responses:
-I cant see it,trees obscures it.

[I cry when I dont win]

Making A Sandwich

This guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school. Unfortunately he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is about 9 years old.

One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his gal climb up to the top bunk.

As you might expect things start to heat up. The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper, "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants a new position.

"Lettuce, tomato, lettuce, tomato, lettuce, pull it out," She screams out..."I can't get pregnant...aaahhhhhhhh"!

Then the little brother chimes in, "Hey, would you guys stop making sandwiches up there, you're getting mayonnaise all over my face.

[Teddybear]

Two old men were sitting on a front porch just watching life pass by. Suddenly, a Great Dane walks across their front lawn. The dog stops, lays down, and begins licking itself.

The first old man says, "Boy, I sure wish I could do that."

The other old man says, "I don't know. If I were you, I might try petting him first."

[Callum]

Finally, I just escaped, I hope I am not too late, Candlejack kidna-

[Billinator]

A bright young student was taking a geometry exam and it asked to find the letter X. Letter X is on the top corner, letter Y is on the left corner and letter R is on the right side of the triangle. The student circled the letter X saying "Its right there!"

He put a comment saying R doesn't come anywhere near X and Y but at least its going the right way.

Then the teacher comments, very observant Peter, but it did not ask for smart ass comments.

[Twister]

a man walks into a bar.
ouch.

ROFLMFAOOLMSL

[Rgent]

123east,

You were a close 2nd, I had to think about your joke again.

How does the mayonnaise get on his face if they are on a bunk bed? Was the window open and the wind blowing? Or does the older brother have a wicked curve (like an illegal curve on a hockey stick)?

[jkernan7553]

i know i'm late, but this is a good one

One day, a dad took his son to the zoo. They saw 2 monkeys f'in eachother. The boy asked the dad what they were doing and the dad replied "baking cakes". The next day, the boy asked the dad if last night him and mommy were "baking cakes". The dad said, yes, how did you know son? The son replied because i licked the icing off of the cake.

lol

[D3]

i know i'm late, but this is a good one

One day, a dad took his son to the zoo. They saw 2 monkeys f'in eachother. The boy asked the dad what they were doing and the dad replied "baking cakes". The next day, the boy asked the dad if last night him and mommy were "baking cakes". The dad said, yes, how did you know son? The son replied because i licked the icing off of the cake.

lol

lol this was the only one here that made me smile

[I cry when I dont win]

Wow. I would've won! OMG!

Anyways you have to think about it closely. The older brother was on the top bunk with his girlfriend getting it on and his little brother was on the bottom bunk. The older brother and girlfriend was doing it so hard that he jizzed so much and it got all over his brother's face. And since the girlfriend was screaming out "Lettuce and Tomato" the little brother thought they were making sandwichs and that mayonnaise was slpattering all over his face.

I hope I win...123east,

You were a close 2nd, I had to think about your joke again.

How does the mayonnaise get on his face if they are on a bunk bed? Was the window open and the wind blowing? Or does the older brother have a wicked curve (like an illegal curve on a hockey stick)?

[Lamchops9]

Two blonds were sitting on a bench in Cleveland. One of the blonds asks "What do you think is closer, Florida or the sun?" The other blond ponders this quietly and then answers, "The sun, you can't see Florida from here."

[posthlewait3]

A man had to go to th bathroom on away to a party in his truck. So he pulled over and went to an old abandoned gas station. There he went and the sign said "sorry we have no toilet paper, just wipe the stuff in your hands and wipe them in the grass" so he did. Then a man with two bricks smaked his hands with the stuff so the man had to eat them. YUCK!

[Razrbackfan5]

Oh awesome I won! haha

[I cry when I dont win]

I should've won dude...The creator of the contest is still thinking of who the winner is. Since he didn't fully understand my joke and I just explained him the joke. So you or me might be the winner.

[Razrbackfan5]

I should've won dude...The creator of the contest is still thinking of who the winner is. Since he didn't fully understand my joke and I just explained him the joke. So you or me might be the winner.

No you lost look at the first post

[I cry when I dont win]

No you lost look at the first post
Look on page 5 and read what the contest creator guy said.

[I cry when I dont win]

Hey Rgent,

Since you didn't understand my joke clearly and now you do. I think it would be fair if you let the people decide whose joke was better. Mine or Razrbackfan5's.

[Razrbackfan5]

Look on page 5 and read what the contest creator guy said.
He said he had to think about your joke again meaning he didnt understand it the first time through.
Hey Rgent,

Since you didn't understand my joke clearly and now you do. I think it would be fair if you let the people decide whose joke was better. Mine or Razrbackfan5's.

Its up to him who wins and he picked me sorry

[Hope]

I should've won dude...The creator of the contest is still thinking of who the winner is. Since he didn't fully understand my joke and I just explained him the joke. So you or me might be the winner.

No you deserve to lose because your joke is unoriginal.

[Kuntucky]

Stop plying up, razo got it so shhh

[I cry when I dont win]

Whatever...I just think its unfair. Oh well. Its still up to Rgent's decision.

[Kuntucky]

Whatever...I just think its unfair. Oh well. Its still up to Rgent's decision.

Maybe because the joke was stupid ? and rgent understand because of that? so stfu.

[Razrbackfan5]

Whatever...I just think its unfair. Oh well. Its still up to Rgent's decision.

Hows it unfair?
Shoulda picked a more understandable joke like how mine was pretty easy to comprehend or whatever

[Dommzyd]

I should've won dude...The creator of the contest is still thinking of who the winner is. Since he didn't fully understand my joke and I just explained him the joke. So you or me might be the winner.

Whatever...I just think its unfair. Oh well. Its still up to Rgent's decision.
Stop *****ing.
Razr won. I've heard your joke about 67 times.

[Teddybear]

Stop *****ing.
Razr won. I've heard your joke about 67 times.

I heard it 69 times.

[Pyros]

lol, if only this place allowed more dirty jokes :p teddy would've won O_o
but gratz to the winner btw, not that i'm partial to his joke lol ;P

Pyros

[Razrbackfan5]

lol, if only this place allowed more dirty jokes :p teddy would've won O_o
but gratz to the winner btw, not that i'm partial to his joke lol ;P

Pyros

Whats that suppose to mean lol

[Razrbackfan5]

Rewards1 is bull****. There offers don't even work. Rewards1 need to upgrade everything but they are too cheap. ****ing poor ******s. Go eat you some chicken legs. Prize Rebel is the best. I don't care if you guys bann me. Because I don't give a ****. Everyone at Rewards1 probably hasn't been laid yet. Noobs. Rewards1 go suck your mother's dick. ******s! Rewards1.com- Your poorest source for ******s. I request to be banned.
Lol at you getting mad because you lost a contest
CHILL THE FREAK OUT DUDE

[Pyros]

N i g g er s was blocked out in the joke.

WHOA WHOA WHOA
sorry to say but black people have a right to enjoy the joke too

and please mind your speech. i know you're disappointed at the end result but no need to go crazy on us :D at least we have these contests! so why not be a nice person and stick around and join in when there's more of em.

Pyros

[Razrbackfan5]

N i g g er s was blocked out in the joke.

You get butthurt to easy

[MeLonpan]

LOl, can you say butthurt? Grow up kid.

[Razrbackfan5]

Pyro. Stop being a little dick weed. Rewards1's contests are rigged and lame. Prize Rebel is the best. Rewards1 sucks. Rewards1 is full of black n iggers thats poor and dirty. They are too cheap to afford chicken legs. They think they are tough but they are nothing but sh it. Fu ck you Rewards1. I request to be ban.

I think your the poor one if your upset about losing a contest worth $10

[Pyros]

Pyro. Stop being a little dick weed. Rewards1's contests are rigged and lame. Prize Rebel is the best. Rewards1 sucks. Rewards1 is full of black n iggers thats poor and dirty. They are too cheap to afford chicken legs. They think they are tough but they are nothing but sh it. Fu ck you Rewards1. I request to be ban.

well...
maybe your sufferage will be NO BANNING hahahHAHAha

but no joke, why you be all insulted and stuff? why is it rigged and lame? you nearly got second place. the admin just picked one he liked. and no joke i certainly like yours better but i wasnt running the contest.

if you ever look through our contest history you'll see its a very fair place. now i dont go bad mouthing the places you like so why would you do the same to ours?

Pyros

[Pyros]

bold edits via pyros ^^

I am are poor so i go to these contests for 10$ and scream/yell when i lose.

well no problem! r1 is here to accommodate you after all!

I look good hanging in trees.

well, im sure you do!
you've got a stunning figure no doubt!

Pyros

[I cry when I dont win]

Razr is a wanna be football player when he can't even throw 1 feet. FAIL/

[MeLonpan]

HAHAHAHAHA, im loving these edits.

good show, good show

[Pyros]

Pyros controls me. I no longer can edit. I am sad.

oh no worries! dont get butt hurt! im just the friendly admin who tries to impose my friendliness on others!

Pyros

[Pyros]

Pyro is a noob thinking he can edit when I can edit too. so sad.

lol i clearly fail at vb admining haha
but rest assured! i dont fail at being immature.

LES DO THIS ALL NIGHT BOY

Pyros

[MeLonpan]

http://i46.tinypic.com/30b342t.jpg

[Razrbackfan5]

Razr is a wanna be football player when he can't even throw 1 feet. FAIL/

This is sad. I dont play football I play basketball and guess what?? I start dumbass

[I cry when I dont win]

I win. Muahahah. Pyros lets blow bubbles together and be the best of friends!

[Pyros]

I win. Muahahah. Pyro get on your knees and blow your dog.

lol i edited what you cant :D

http://i46.tinypic.com/30b342t.jpg

mmm dont mind if i do :D

Pyros

[I cry when I dont win]

This is sad. I dont play football I play basketball and guess what?? I start dumbass

Coach made a big mistake putting you as starting line up. Probably can't dunk a 12 feet goal.

[Razrbackfan5]

Lol Pyros nice new name for him

[MeLonpan]

This is sad. I dont play football I play basketball and guess what?? I start dumbass

Dude hes just trying to pull your dick, have fun with it. I see pyros sure is doing a good job of it.

[Razrbackfan5]

Coach made a big mistake putting you as starting line up. Probably can't dunk a 12 feet goal.

Shows how much you know about basketball since the goals are 10 feet

[Razrbackfan5]

Dude hes just trying to pull your dick, have fun with it. I see pyros sure is doing a good job of it.

Ha yea I know but I take offense when people start talking about sports

[Pyros]

I win. Muahahah. Pyros lets blow bubbles together and be the best of friends!

I would =( but you're making fun of people. And i dont like making nice with mean

Pyros

[Pyros]

You sure Razr has a dick? Because his girl told me I didnt have one, and I was sure I was the same gender!!!

Well... I guess we can never know right?

Pyros

[Chiski]

Hey wheres Rewards1 V3? :C

[Pyros]

Hey wheres Rewards1 V3? :C

its coming O_o
just slowly ;P

Pyros

[Chiski]

its coming O_o
just slowly ;P

Pyros
lol ok better be on tomorrow : )

[Pyros]

lol ok better be on tomorrow : )

LOL we cant just do it that fast!

Pyros

[Chiski]

LOL we cant just do it that fast!

Pyros
lol you can but it would be all crappy

Rwardes2

hahah

[Teddybear]

He was annoying me, so ban. And I would have totally won with my other joke if dirty jokes were allowed. Rgent said it wasn't allowed but everyone still did it so whatever :P

[Chiski]

He was annoying me, so ban. And I would have totally won with my other joke if dirty jokes were allowed. Rgent said it wasn't allowed but everyone still did it so whatever :P
Teddy your a mod?! damm i need to be a lil more active

[Teddybear]

Teddy your a mod?! damm i need to be a lil more active

You're* LOL. Sorry it just really bothers me when that gets mixed up. :smile And yeah!

[Chiski]

You're* LOL. Sorry it just really bothers me when that gets mixed up. :smile And yeah!
hahahahhahah sorry im mexican :D

[Teddybear]

hahahahhahah sorry im mexican :D

And I'm asian so it MUST GET FIXED!

[Dommzyd]

I heard it 69 times.

I've heard you 69 times.

:).

[Lastwill]

So we can all agree this was a bad idea. I had a good laugh from the last five pages of this thread though.

[tianhui]

Ahaha, gg- I've read some funny jokes
gratz razr

[Rgent]

Lol

That guy should win for making this contest a joke. And pyros wins for the edits.

Grats to Razr though.

[Razrbackfan5]

Lol

That guy should win for making this contest a joke. And pyros wins for the edits.

Grats to Razr though.

Thanks everyone and especially you Rgent!

[Hope]

I smoke rocks

[justin25100]

three gay guys walk into a bar and there is only one stool left what do they do?


turn it over :banana

[Ownage Pranks]

three gay guys walk into a bar and there is only one stool left what do they do?


turn it over :banana

.................................................. ........................

[Billinator]

three gay guys walk into a bar and there is only one stool left what do they do?


turn it over :banana

Three gay guys walk into a bar's bathroom and there are three stools (poop) left, what do they do?

They throw it in your face and say the contest is over.

We should allow this thread to be a joke telling since the contest is over and all.

[bad 4 d boy]

Lol check this one, A Mentally unstable father takes his son away for the weekend, After telling him ghost stories the kid wont sleep anywhere else but his dads bed, After 5 minutes he see's something standing up and grabs it his dad quitly yelps and the boy says whats that? The father says its a action man you can play with it if you like, After half a hour the father and son both drift off to sleep, In the morning the man feels a unforgettable pain surging from his *****, He screams at the boy "what happened!", The boy replies: "i woke up from another nightmare so i played with the action man but after awhile it spat in my face so i bit its head off"

[bad 4 d boy]

Lol sorry for double post but i went to a pub quiz and the question was: Where is the worlds biggest lake? Apparently the answer isnt pakistan

LOL!

[ralphschu]

Lol sorry for double post but i went to a pub quiz and the question was: Where is the worlds biggest lake? Apparently the answer isnt pakistan

LOL!

that aint funny *****

[bad 4 d boy]

Sorry but i think afew people will laugh at that mate ;)