View Full Version : Your Favorite Quotes/Sayings!

07-01-2009, 02:00 PM
Hey, I've seen many people posting or having in their signatures different quotes from famouse people, movies, shows etc.Some funny, some wise, some wise ass quotes. So my question to you is:

-What is Your favorite Quote?

Mine: "Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."

^ Thats a Wise ass quote and a wise quote in one lol.

07-01-2009, 02:29 PM
Don't be a dummy, cum on her tummy.
Before you tap it wrap it.

These are just a few of my favorites.

07-01-2009, 02:31 PM
Work smarter rather than harder.

07-01-2009, 02:32 PM
Dont be silly, wrap your willy


The richest man is not he who has the most, but he who spends the least.

07-01-2009, 09:27 PM
Meh, i was bored so i decided to put up some quotes...although i can't seem to find my favorite quote D:

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

Foot: A special device for finding furniture in the dark.

I ain't saying the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance...she leaned over and pushed me.

Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?

Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

Sex is nature, and I believe in going along with nature. I agree with this one ^^

I'll be back looking for my favorite quotes.....hopefully i can find it somewhere :shifty:

07-01-2009, 09:31 PM
The richest man is not he who has the most, but he who spends the least.

The basis of the Jewish religion... :lol2... Sorry if offended anyone... don't mean it, just a funny joke.