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Eric Sherman
06-26-2009, 09:43 AM
So did you guys hear Michael Jackson isn't being cremated? Yeah, since he's so much plastic, he's being melted down. The resulting substance is going to be made into lego's so that little kids can play with them.
I heard it this morning, it was great. Really though, I'm getting pissed off hearing about this nonstop. It's like one day, who gives a **** about him, he touches little boys, and then suddenly everyone is so depressed and wants to honor the guy.
So did you guys hear Michael Jackson isn't being cremated? Yeah, since he's so much plastic, he's being melted down. The resulting substance is going to be made into lego's so that little kids can play with them.
I heard it this morning, it was great. Really though, I'm getting pissed off hearing about this nonstop. It's like one day, who gives a **** about him, he touches little boys, and then suddenly everyone is so depressed and wants to honor the guy.
yeah, and now they're playing his music thriller nonstop
USMCxXFrankieXx
06-26-2009, 09:47 AM
So did you guys hear Michael Jackson isn't being cremated? Yeah, since he's so much plastic, he's being melted down. The resulting substance is going to be made into lego's so that little kids can play with them.
I heard it this morning, it was great. Really though, I'm getting pissed off hearing about this nonstop. It's like one day, who gives a **** about him, he touches little boys, and then suddenly everyone is so depressed and wants to honor the guy.
LMFAO!!!!!!! this made me chuckle. poor guy. anyways why are they gonna make him little lego's? O_O
Jimmy2009
06-26-2009, 09:48 AM
here's another..
Michael Jackson is going to be recycled into plastic bags. That way he'll still be white, plastic and dangerous to small children
here's another..
Michael Jackson is going to be recycled into plastic bags. That way he'll still be white, plastic and dangerous to small children
LOL!!!:lol2
Jimmy2009
06-26-2009, 10:00 AM
LOL!!!:lol2
Got to be the best one i've heard all day that joke too lol
Nuclear Pankake
06-26-2009, 10:02 AM
I agree with you Eric. If you listen to the reporters they act like their lives are never going to be the same.
Cardinals5mvp
06-26-2009, 10:05 AM
Wow way too early he just died that aint cool at all hes one of the greatest musicians to ever live not cool at all
Kneel 2 NEIL (SCAMMER)
06-26-2009, 10:23 AM
Wow way too early he just died that aint cool at all hes one of the greatest musicians to ever live not cool at all
QFT, whether you liked him or not, if you have a brain you'll realize he had a huge influence on the world and one if not the biggest influence on music ever. The guy deserves respect.
they docters say his face was white when they found him
seanbomb1
06-26-2009, 11:02 AM
mike did you get my pm's
Dark Tails
06-26-2009, 11:05 AM
Reports of Michael Jackson having a heart attack are INCORRECT! He has been found in the children's ward having a stroke.
This just in: Children around the world are beginning to play on the streets again
Milla
06-26-2009, 11:27 AM
Kind of like DT's but, I was joking around with my parents and sister. I said, "They are gonna search his house and find a cage with like 40 little boys locked up in it.".
Dark Tails
06-26-2009, 11:30 AM
Kind of like DT's but, I was joking around with my parents and sister. I said, "They are gonna search his house and find a cage with like 40 little boys locked up in it.".
Only Pedo Bear and Garry Glitter left now then.
bbig438
06-26-2009, 11:39 AM
farrah faucet arrived in heaven . god granted her one wish so she wished for all the children to be safe, so god killed michael jackson
farrah faucet arrived in heaven . God granted her one wish so she wished for all the children to be safe, so god killed michael jackson
lol!!!......
Milla
06-26-2009, 11:46 AM
farrah faucet arrived in heaven . god granted her one wish so she wished for all the children to be safe, so god killed michael jackson
Haha I saw this one!
This was on a kid's status on FB. Looks like Michael Jackson finally decided to Just Beat It. What a Thriller!
Callum
06-26-2009, 11:47 AM
NEWSFLASH NEWSFLASH! Gary Glitter has just made a record bid for Jackson's computer.
His death is being made into a movie, its going to be a thriller.
Milla
06-26-2009, 11:48 AM
LOL! Another hahaha! MJ got demoted to backup zombie dancer
Dark Tails
06-26-2009, 12:52 PM
LOL! Another hahaha! MJ got demoted to backup zombie dancer
xD .
Sonic
06-26-2009, 12:58 PM
lololol this thread is full of lolz:banana:banana:banana:banana
Eric Sherman
06-26-2009, 08:57 PM
here's another..
Michael Jackson is going to be recycled into plastic bags. That way he'll still be white, plastic and dangerous to small children
That pwns my joke.
Wow way too early he just died that aint cool at all hes one of the greatest musicians to ever live not cool at all
What he did to children would have gotten his ass kicked in jail. If he wasn't who he was (or kobe) he'd have been in jail. I'm sorry that just because he's rich and got out of jail time that I don't feel sorry for the guy and respect him for what he did.
QFT, whether you liked him or not, if you have a brain you'll realize he had a huge influence on the world and one if not the biggest influence on music ever. The guy deserves respect.
Again, he lost rights to that respect.
Vontemixmaster
06-26-2009, 09:14 PM
I found one:
Mcdonalds plans on making a MCJackson Burger in commemoration. It will be 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns.
Banana
06-26-2009, 09:58 PM
I found one:
Mcdonalds plans on making a MCJackson Burger in commemoration. It will be 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns.
lmao!!! ;D
pspfreak
06-27-2009, 12:35 AM
That pwns my joke.
What he did to children would have gotten his ass kicked in jail. If he wasn't who he was (or kobe) he'd have been in jail. I'm sorry that just because he's rich and got out of jail time that I don't feel sorry for the guy and respect him for what he did.
Again, he lost rights to that respect.
He didnt actually touch them up, all he did was play with them.. and not in the bad way ;) Imagine not having a childhood and looking out of the window and seeing other kids playing baseball then being pulled away by his parent sto a recording studio where he was forced to sing and dance all day long... all he wants is his childhood back.. hence the superspecialawesome theme park lol
Kieran
06-27-2009, 12:37 AM
I swear to god, if Micheal would of asked me if I wanted to go in his back garden, I wouldn't of ran away.
I'd of gone on that big ass ferris wheel!
Dark Tails
06-27-2009, 12:37 AM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/music/newsid_2494000/2494345.stm
Anyone else remember dis?
Milla
06-27-2009, 12:40 AM
A little twist to Jimmy's.
Michael Jackson is going to be melted instead of cremated. His remains are going to made into plastic toys and now little boys will be playing with him.
Dommzyd
06-27-2009, 12:42 AM
He didnt actually touch them up, all he did was play with them.. and not in the bad way ;) Imagine not having a childhood and looking out of the window and seeing other kids playing baseball then being pulled away by his parent sto a recording studio where he was forced to sing and dance all day long... all he wants is his childhood back.. hence the superspecialawesome theme park lol
You have to admit that it's weird though.
I mean, I'm all for MJ and he was a great artist. I can separate his music from his personal life no matter how bad it may seem.... But the stuff he did was just weird lmao.
His actions made him seem like a damn nut job
Pyros
06-27-2009, 02:02 AM
...so that little kids can play with him.
Ah so the reverse finally happens.
Pyros
hightower
06-27-2009, 03:35 AM
As much as i like his music he was an odd charcter.
The cause of MJ's death is currently unknown, so far the sunshine, moonlight and good times have been ruled out....apparently it may be something to do with his billie genes.
So so poor. Made me chuckle though.
vallu
06-27-2009, 04:32 AM
Michael Jackson is going to be melted down into plastic cups, so even now young boys can enjoy their lips on his rim.
Brody
06-27-2009, 05:04 AM
I've changed my point of view about michael jackson. I think he was a good guy.
Kneel 2 NEIL (SCAMMER)
06-27-2009, 06:36 AM
What he did to children would have gotten his ass kicked in jail. If he wasn't who he was (or kobe) he'd have been in jail. I'm sorry that just because he's rich and got out of jail time that I don't feel sorry for the guy and respect him for what he did.
Just because you're accused of something doesn't mean your guilty, he was founded innocent in your beloved justice system, he was also accused in 1993 and later the mother claimed she lied she was trying to get money out of him. People will always try to take advantage of nice people, there are also people who will do it just because they know they'll get publicity, but that's just my opinion, and you have yours.
Dark Tails
06-27-2009, 05:04 PM
What was Michael Jacksons last hit? The floor!
Chaos Punk
06-27-2009, 05:30 PM
QFT, whether you liked him or not, if you have a brain you'll realize he had a huge influence on the world and one if not the biggest influence on music ever. The guy deserves respect.
I would give him respect, but he screwed it up when he introduced little Jimmy to, well, Little Jimmy. :banana:lol:tongue3:
koneting
06-30-2009, 04:05 AM
ahha fully jokeessss :D ahha lmaoo lego n that.(Y)
Eric Sherman
06-30-2009, 08:39 AM
Just because you're accused of something doesn't mean your guilty, he was founded innocent in your beloved justice system, he was also accused in 1993 and later the mother claimed she lied she was trying to get money out of him. People will always try to take advantage of nice people, there are also people who will do it just because they know they'll get publicity, but that's just my opinion, and you have yours.
I don't like the justice system. It gives the guilty too many rights. All it would take to keep MJ free would be one die hard fan in his jury who refused to put guilty. Hung jury, he's free.
Kneel 2 NEIL (SCAMMER)
06-30-2009, 10:26 AM
I don't like the justice system. It gives the guilty too many rights. All it would take to keep MJ free would be one die hard fan in his jury who refused to put guilty. Hung jury, he's free.
Lol, well a hung jury doesn't mean a person goes free. It's called a mistrial and it causes a retrial. I didn't really follow Jackson's case, but I know it wasn't a hung jury, or even close to one. He was found not guilty on all charges, I'm not saying that makes him innocent or anything, I'm just saying in my opinion a failed extortion attempt seems much more likely.
RKOIsmail
06-30-2009, 11:37 AM
Plus the family who accused him kept changing the story. All the people who testified against him were paid or just hated him. He had 150 people testify for him, enough said.
btw; all you kids who make fun of a dead person is so ****ing pathetic. I dare you to go to the Apollo theater and try to say **** about Michael, because your obviously hypocrites and you can't back up what you say.
weedface
06-30-2009, 11:50 AM
Plus the family who accused him kept changing the story. All the people who testified against him were paid or just hated him. He had 150 people testify for him, enough said.
btw; all you kids who make fun of a dead person is so ****ing pathetic. I dare you to go to the Apollo theater and try to say **** about Michael, because your obviously hypocrites and you can't back up what you say.
i don't think he used the word hypocrite right did he?
Dark Tails
06-30-2009, 11:52 AM
i don't think he used the word hypocrite right did he?
Dont worry, he is just mad, because the guy who gave him anal every Saturday died.
RKOIsmail
06-30-2009, 12:00 PM
Dont worry, he is just mad, because the guy who gave him anal every Saturday died.
Sorry if the word hypocrite is too complex for your vocabulary, I'm not surprised though judging by your stupidity and your 12 year old jokes. Judging by your avatar and your insults, your obviously mentally and physically estranged. :thumbs
m3nt4l
06-30-2009, 12:16 PM
This is quite bad.
Now that Michael Jackson is dead, Madeleine Mckann can come out of hiding.
U will only get this if you know who Madeleine is.
weedface
06-30-2009, 12:17 PM
Sorry if the word hypocrite is too complex for your vocabulary, I'm not surprised though judging by your stupidity and your 12 year old jokes. Judging by your avatar and your insults, your obviously mentally and physically estranged. :thumbs
naw i think it's too complex for you as you didn't use it right
RKOIsmail
06-30-2009, 12:52 PM
Says the kid with the awful spelling and grammar.
weedface
06-30-2009, 12:57 PM
is that the best you got? poor loser
RKOIsmail
06-30-2009, 01:10 PM
Nope, sorry. Your stupidity speaks for itself.
Blitzz786
07-11-2009, 10:24 PM
I don't like the justice system. It gives the guilty too many rights. All it would take to keep MJ free would be one die hard fan in his jury who refused to put guilty. Hung jury, he's free.
Making fun of someone dead is pretty low Eric and Jimmy. You weren't in the room when it happened, just because YOU say he was guilty doesn't make it happen. For all you know he could have been innocent.
Heres a link I came across the other day, the boy who accused Micheal Jackson of molesting him admits he lied.
http://sjsandteam.wordpress.com/2009/06/28/jordan-chandler-admits-he-lied-about-michael-jackson/
Dark Tails
07-11-2009, 10:30 PM
Making fun of someone dead is pretty low Eric and Jimmy. You weren't in the room when it happened, just because YOU say he was guilty doesn't make it happen. For all you know he could have been innocent.
Heres a link I came across the other day, the boy who accused Micheal Jackson of molesting him admits he lied.
http://sjsandteam.wordpress.com/2009/06/28/jordan-chandler-admits-he-lied-about-michael-jackson/
Yeah, lets trust a story on a blog, that didn't make major media coverage.
Vontemixmaster
07-11-2009, 10:31 PM
Um....he could just be lying now to get more money and more publicity......
shinn4
07-17-2009, 05:15 AM
Well all I could say is:
He Dead
Well maybe later in Left 4 dead 2 he be the hunter boss waiting to molest u.
This thread just shows how young and immature this community is. Obviously all of you that are posting jokes and saying who cares are under the age of 16. Anyone that is over the age of 17 realizes that he changed music forever. He made some of the greatest music ever.
And he never even molested any body. Jordan Chandler admitted after Jackson died that he lied for his father, so that they could get money off of Jackson. "I lied for my father, I'm sorry Michael."
Yes, Jackson had problems. He did once sleep in the same bed as kids who stayed at his Neverland Ranch, but he had mental health issues. He never had a childhood and his father was at fault for this. He was living out his adulthood as a child.
So anyone that is disrepectful of him, and just plain rude really needs to grow up.
Kneel 2 NEIL (SCAMMER)
07-17-2009, 06:18 AM
This thread just shows how young and immature this community is. Obviously all of you that are posting jokes and saying who cares are under the age of 16. Anyone that is over the age of 17 realizes that he changed music forever. He made some of the greatest music ever.
And he never even molested any body. Jordan Chandler admitted after Jackson died that he lied for his father, so that they could get money off of Jackson. "I lied for my father, I'm sorry Michael."
Yes, Jackson had problems. He did once sleep in the same bed as kids who stayed at his Neverland Ranch, but he had mental health issues. He never had a childhood and his father was at fault for this. He was living out his adulthood as a child.
So anyone that is disrepectful of him, and just plain rude really needs to grow up.
I love you.
Callum
07-17-2009, 06:53 AM
This thread just shows how young and immature this community is. Obviously all of you that are posting jokes and saying who cares are under the age of 16. Anyone that is over the age of 17 realizes that he changed music forever. He made some of the greatest music ever.
And he never even molested any body. Jordan Chandler admitted after Jackson died that he lied for his father, so that they could get money off of Jackson. "I lied for my father, I'm sorry Michael."
Yes, Jackson had problems. He did once sleep in the same bed as kids who stayed at his Neverland Ranch, but he had mental health issues. He never had a childhood and his father was at fault for this. He was living out his adulthood as a child.
So anyone that is disrepectful of him, and just plain rude really needs to grow up.
I didn't know that, thanks.
Michael Jackson was an out n out freak. Alright, everyone can understand that he had a bunch of kids over and playing with them and everything, but in such a house that big, couldn't they have slept in a seperate room? And then after he gets in trouble for that, he does it AGAIN! I mean c'mon, even if he didn't do anything to the kids, you have to be smarter than that...and obviously the woman was trying to make money too. MJ was still a little kid inside too.
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I've heard all of these jokes so far besides the recycled bag one, which has got to be the best!
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Here's one - The real reasons for mj's death was food poisoning. He had 12 year old nuts in his mouth.:lol
Sharecode
07-19-2009, 11:18 PM
:lol2:lol2:laugh3:LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:lol:lol
Sharecode
07-19-2009, 11:20 PM
SilentKilla how come your not senior and your avatar is showing?
This thread just shows how young and immature this community is. Obviously all of you that are posting jokes and saying who cares are under the age of 16. Anyone that is over the age of 17 realizes that he changed music forever. He made some of the greatest music ever.
And he never even molested any body. Jordan Chandler admitted after Jackson died that he lied for his father, so that they could get money off of Jackson. "I lied for my father, I'm sorry Michael."
Yes, Jackson had problems. He did once sleep in the same bed as kids who stayed at his Neverland Ranch, but he had mental health issues. He never had a childhood and his father was at fault for this. He was living out his adulthood as a child.
So anyone that is disrepectful of him, and just plain rude really needs to grow up.
it's all true
finally somebody here to stop all this imaturity.. i mean, i'm 15 and i understand the problem :shifty:
gregorz
07-20-2009, 04:08 AM
Dont know if this has been posted but
what is the difference between MJ and Sir Alex Ferguson
Ferguson can still play Giggs.
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