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Xblade Inc.
03-03-2009, 05:05 PM
Give a Short paragraph on what is a noob or what a noob does!

dued
03-03-2009, 05:19 PM
Hey! a fellow Canadian! lol..eh. I think a noob means a player that really sucks..and..
Contrary to the belief of many, a noob/n00b and a newbie/newb are not the same thing. Newbs are those who are new to some task* and are very beginner at it, possibly a little overconfident about it, but they are willing to learn and fix their errors to move out of that stage. n00bs, on the other hand, know little and have no will to learn any more. They expect people to do the work for them and then expect to get praised about it, and make up a unique species of their own. It is the latter we will study in this guide so that the reader is prepared to encounter them in the wild if needed.Noobs are often referred to as n00bs as a sign of disrespect toward them, and it's often hella funny, but I will refer to them as noobs during this reading.

So the main idea is that newbs/newbies are players that are begginers and suck but try to get better, while noobs/n00bs are players that suck but they don't even try to get better. So we make fun of noobs because they suck ass and are dumbasses.

ryuk1214
03-03-2009, 05:26 PM
You=Noobieness!

Boxxy
03-03-2009, 05:28 PM
You are the definition of a noob

dued
03-03-2009, 05:30 PM
me? why me? i don't suck at video games and i don't play them to much..
to much sand in your ******?
(southpark)lol.

dued
03-03-2009, 05:31 PM
v a g i n a, it got bleeped out..

mullenlegend
03-03-2009, 05:32 PM
You are the definition of a noob

Wrong it is actually you.

"II. Defining 'Noob'
Contrary to the belief of many, a noob/n00b and a newbie/newb are not the same thing. Newbs are those who are new to some task* and are very beginner at it, possibly a little overconfident about it, but they are willing to learn and fix their errors to move out of that stage. n00bs, on the other hand, know little and have no will to learn any more. They expect people to do the work for them and then expect to get praised about it, and make up a unique species of their own. It is the latter we will study in this guide so that the reader is prepared to encounter them in the wild if needed.

Noobs are often referred to as n00bs as a sign of disrespect toward them, and it's often hella funny, but I will refer to them as noobs during this reading."

Source: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=noob

Xblade Inc.
03-03-2009, 05:35 PM
http://www.thenoobcomic.com/index.php
:smiley2:

Falsifying
03-03-2009, 05:41 PM
someone new who asks alot of questiond.

Xblade Inc.
03-03-2009, 05:48 PM
someone new who asks alot of questiond.

I said a paragraph, not a sentence

and that is not true, thats a new dumbass

Falsifying
03-03-2009, 05:49 PM
I said a paragraph, not a sentence

and that is not true, thats a new dumbass
sorry, don't spend my time comparing and contrasting 'noob' and 'newb'

Xblade Inc.
03-03-2009, 05:57 PM
sorry, don't spend my time comparing and contrasting 'noob' and 'newb'

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We need more!!!

Spam K?
03-04-2009, 03:24 PM
A noob is something I own , pwn , and or smash.

dued
03-04-2009, 03:25 PM
lol, nerd...jk haha.

TheRiGuy
03-04-2009, 03:30 PM
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=noob