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Esiickz
02-15-2009, 07:39 PM
A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does,
his elbow goes into her breast.
They are both quite startled.

The man turns to her and says, 'Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast,
I know you'll forgive me.'
She replies, 'If your ***** is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221.'



A couple had been married for 50 years.
They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, 'Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.'
'I know,' the old man said. 'We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years
ago.'
'Well,' Granny snickered. 'Let's relive some old times.'
Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.
'You know, honey,' the little old lady breathlessly r eplied, 'My nipples are as hot for you
today as they were fifty years ago.'
'I wouldn't be surprised,' replied Gramps. 'One's in your coffee and the other is in your
oatmeal

Dommzyd
02-15-2009, 07:40 PM
Neither of those are funny.
Nice try though.

Esiickz
02-15-2009, 07:41 PM
Neither of those are funny.
Nice try though.

i got it from a websie

Dommzyd
02-15-2009, 07:42 PM
i got it from a websie

K? Good to know..

Boxxy
02-15-2009, 07:42 PM
Neither of those are funny.
Nice try though.

I'm sure some 12 year old will get a good laugh out of this tho :wink2

Merde
02-15-2009, 07:44 PM
I got this from a book:

2 couples went up camping for a week. It wasn't that great, so one woman suggest the couples trade partners. So the guy wakes up in the middle of the night, turns to his partner, and says "I hope the ladies are having as much fun as we are over there"

I forget most of it. It's from my grandparent's house.

Kate101
02-15-2009, 07:49 PM
The first one made me a bit horny

Vampire
02-15-2009, 07:51 PM
The first one made me a bit horny

Woah o.o

Vampire

Boxxy
02-15-2009, 07:52 PM
The first one made me a bit horny

Oh god...I sense a 3rd person in domm and teddy's group :-/

Merde
02-15-2009, 07:53 PM
The first one made me a bit horny
Please edit that. We don't want Mike seeing that :p

Kate101
02-15-2009, 07:53 PM
There are lesbiens here?
Great.

Dommzyd
02-15-2009, 07:53 PM
Oh god...I sense a 3rd person in domm and teddy's group :-/

Never. It shall be the two of us forevah.

There are lesbiens here?
Great.

Lesbians*
but no, there's no lesbians here.

Kate101
02-15-2009, 07:54 PM
Please edit that. We don't want Mike seeing that :p

Does mike have a picture.

Merde
02-15-2009, 07:56 PM
Does mike have a picture.
Yeah . . . here:

http://sportzfun.com/photos/albums/gymnastics/flexible_fatty.jpg

That's all muscle :wink2

amjizzle touch
02-15-2009, 07:59 PM
The second one was disgusting.

Joshbectt
02-15-2009, 08:00 PM
Those were some two odd jokes. Made me giggle but not that funny.

TiN TiN
02-15-2009, 08:17 PM
I got a little laugh at the first one.

@kate... wth?

Pyros
02-15-2009, 10:35 PM
They are ok :D the first one was better obviously. The second one I dont really align with ^^. GOOD TRY!

Pyros