Funniest Song *post lyrics*

[stoptherockets94]

This is not really the funniest but a preety funny one :

It's Raining Men

by : the weather girls


Lyrics :

Hi (hi), we're your weather girls (uh-huh)
And have we got news for you (you better listen)
Get ready all you lonely girls
And leave those umbrellas at home (all right)

Humidity is rising (uh rising)
Barometer's getting low (how low girl, uh-oh)
According to all sources (what sources now)
The street's the place to go (we better hurry up)
'Cause tonight for the first time (first time)
Just about half past 10 (half past 10)
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining men (start raining men)

It's raining men, Hallelujah
It's raining men, Amen
I'm gonna go out, I'm gonna let myself get
Absolutely soaking wet
It's raining men, Hallelujah
It's raining men, every specimen
Tall, blond, dark and lean
Rough and tough and strong and mean

God bless Mother Nature
She's a single woman too
She took on the heavens
And she did what she had to do
She fought every angel
She rearranged the sky
So that each and every woman
Could find the perfect guy

It's raining men, Hallelujah
It's raining men, Amen
It's raining men, Hallelujah
It's raining men, Amen

I hear stormy weather movin' in
'Bout to break it, about to begin
Hear the thunder, don't you lose your head
Rip up the roof and stay in bed (rip up the roof and stay in bed)

God bless Mother Nature
She's a single woman too
She took on the heavens
And she did what she had to do
She fought every angel
She rearranged the sky
So that each and every woman
Could find the perfect guy
Ooh it's raining men down

Humidity is rising (humidity is rising, yeah it's rising)
Barometer's getting low (it's getting low low low low low low low low low)
(Oh it's getting low)
According to all sources (according to all sources, oh to all sources)
The street's the place to go
Because tonight for the first time (first time)
Just about half past 10 (half past 10)
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining men (start raining men)

It's raining men (woo), Hallelujah
It's raining men, Amen
It's raining men, Hallelujah
It's raining men, Amen
It's raining men, Hallelujah
It's raining men, Amen
It's raining men, Hallelujah
Woah woah woah woah woah woah, Amen
It's raining men (tall and blond and dark and lean)
It's raining men (and rough and tough and strong and mean)
It's raining men (come on), Hallelujah
It's raining men, Amen

[Notorious A.Z.N]

[Man Speaking]
She weighs four hundred (Oh ****)
Four hundred and three
Oh she's a fat *****
A fat ***** indeed
And she loves TO EAT(Ha ha)
[Juelz]
{Chorus}
Now i aint sayin she a fat *****
but she weighin more than average
and she aint turnin down on sandwich
and she **** sure and sharin
Go head girl go head EAT on
go head girl go head EAT on
go head girl go head get on
go head girl go head get on
{Verse 1}
Now I noticed this board
walkin in the grocery store
lookin like she was about four
hundred and more
im like ****nnn
she a fat ***** (fat *****)
she weighin more than average
Go head girl go head get on
go head girl go head get on
go head girl go head get on
go head girl go head get on
{Verse 2}
[Juelz]
Now I noticed this board
walkin in the grocery store
lookin like she was about four
hundred and more
im like ****nnn
she a fat ***** (fat *****)
she weighin more than average (average)
now i wasnt tryna watch ha heavy
now i wasnt tryna watch ha steadily
but i couldnt undastand why the ***** had a hand
full of junk and a diet pepsi (aight)
what kinda diet you on?
you aint a diet
you know lyin, you wrong (you wrong)
you gotta get up get out do sumthin (uh huh)
you aint gotta lose it all but lose sumthin (uh huh)
now i aint the one for talkin, dissin
but babygurl you lookin like a walkin kitchen (whoa)
but dont worry
ill come hit it late
ill **** fat *****es
i dont discriminate (aight)
atleast i know that my dinner's straight
i know ima get fed
i know its a dinner plate (yup)
i just cant let her get all hot
and wanna get on top
thats when the shot all stops
{Chorus}
Get out girl go head stay out
dont come back girl
i said stay out
[Adlibs: Juelz]
I told you dont get on top of me, man
You too big for that **** baby
What you tryna kill me, man?
{Chorus}
Now i aint sayin she a fat *****
but she weighin more than average
and she aint turnin down on sandwich
and she **** sure aint sharin
go head girl go head get on
go head girl go head get on
go head girl go head get on
go head girl go head get on

~ fat b**** - Juelz Santana Parody of Gold Digger

[Jerome]

I'm A Gangster - Josh Tobin

Don't player hate me, player hate somebody else
Yo, yo yo I'm a gangster
Where my dawgs at?
Bark with me if your my dog
Yo yo yo, I'm gonna give a shout out to all the player haters
(I don't like player haters)
If your a player hater don't player hate on me
(player hate somebody else)
I'm a gangster, I'm straight up
(straight up gangster, dude)
Grr I'm steamin' mad grr
I'm a gangster, I'm a straight up G
The gangster life is the life for me
Shooting people by day, selling drugs by night
Being a gangster is hella tight
I walk around town with a stark erection, then gave your mom a yeast infection
I saw the police man and I punched him in the eye
To serve and protect, what a lie
I also don't like white people, you shouldn't too
And don't get me started about the jews
I'm a gangster
Grr I'm mad
I'm a gangster
My rhymes are bad
I'm a gangster
I'm iced out like a freezer
I'm a gangster
I don't listen to weezer
I dropped out of school at the age of 3
(why)
Cuz all the teachers tried to player hate on me
(oh)
My rhymes are cool just like doing cocaine
My rhymes are hot like a burning flame
Sisqo is my homie, he's a ganster too
Me and Sisqo are the leaders of the gangster crew
I like to be in jail and he likes to sing and dance
Some say we're the perfect match
(step off, step back, step away, step back, don't step forward, back, don't step forwards, step backwards, forwards don't step to me, do not step to me-eeee-eeh)
I'm giving a shout out to my homies in cell block 8
Being in jail sucks cuz you always have to masturbate
Except when a Jewish person goes to jail all my homies cheer
They will make minced meat out of his rear
Ben Petty helped me make the gangster beat to this song
I shot him in the face cuz he looked at me wrong
I'm a gangster
I drop bombs like Heroshima
I'm a gangster
***** suck on my wiener
I'm a gangster
I drive a cool car
I'm a gangster
I smoke weed in a cigar
Yo my gangster flow
Yo, yo yo yo
I'm rolling on dubs iced out like hockey
My friend got kicked out of Japan for drinking all the saukki
What a *****
Gimmie head, hoe
What's up to my dawgs
Yo yo yo
They play my song on the radio all day long
So everyone can hear my gangster song
Nobody thought I'd blow up like a firestone tire
Oh there's no beat left
(shooting)
Die, Die evil Santa Clause
no i don't wanna do accapello
i like to slap *****es
i like to slap hoes...

[Swiftblade]

Hand Of The Almighty! - John R. Butler

Oh, sinner, do not stray
From the straight and narrow way
For the Lord is surely watching what you do
If you approach the Devil's den
Turn 'round don't enter in
Lest the hand of the almighty fall on you.

He'll **** you up (he'll **** you up)
Yes, God will **** you up
If you dare to disobey his stern command.
He'll **** you up (he'll **** you up)
Don't you know he'll **** you up
So you better do some prayin' while you can.

Long ago a man named Lot
Had a wife he thought was hot
But she could not stop her black and sinful ways.
You know it was her own **** fault
When God turned that ***** to salt.
That's the way he used to work back in those days:

He ****ed 'em up (he ****ed 'em up)
He really ****ed 'em up
When the people went and turned their backs on him
He can **** you up (he'll **** you up)
No **** he'll **** you up
Just like he ****ed the people up back then.

I used to have a friend named Ray
Who walked that evil way
He cursed and drank and broke his neighbor's fence
You know Ray was full aware
That some sheep were over there
And he knew them in the Biblical sense.

God ****ed him up (he ****ed him up)
He went and ****ed Ray up
Went and paid him back for all his wicked sins.
He ****ed him up (he ****ed him up)
****ed that boy completely up
Now he's married to a Presbyterian.

[Pingo]

EBAY! Weird Al Yankovic!

Yeah
A used ... pink bathrobe
A rare ... mint snowglobe
A Smurf ... TV tray
I bought on eBay

My house ... is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on eBay

Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
They had it on eBay

I'll buy ... your knick-knack
Just check ... my feedback
"A++!" they all say
They love me on eBay

Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag)
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
(From some guy) I've never met in Norway
Found him on eBay

I am the type who is liable to snipe you
with two seconds left to go, whoa
Got PayPal or Visa, what erev'll please
As long as I've got the dough

I'll buy ... your tchotchkes
Sell me ... your watch, please
I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy ...)
I'm highest bidder

(Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
(From that worldwide garage sale) (Dukes Of Hazard ashtray)
(Hey! A Dukes Of Hazard ashtray)
Oh yeah ... (I bought it on eBay)

Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
Wanna buy (a case of vintage tube socks)
Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, used by Dr. Dre)
(Found it on eBay)

Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcet poster)
(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
(Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away)
(I'll buy on eBay)

What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y

[KidFesterTS]

Little Bunny Foo Foo by Butters



Little Bunny Foo-Foo hoppin' through the forest


Scoopin' up the field mice and boppin' 'em on the head


Down came a white angel and she said


"Little Bunny Foo-Foo, I don't wanna see you


Scoopin' up the field mice and boppin' 'em on the head."


So now I'm gonna turn you into a worm, mbuh, mBunny Foo-Foo. Eh, beh-POOF


Little Wormy Foo-Foo crawlin' through the forest


Gettin scooped up by the field mice who mah-m then they bopped 'im on the head

[Max Galleio]

haha. LOL. weasel stomping day by weird al