~^Post your favorite lines you like to say here^~

[googe_me]

Post a line you like to say or you hear oters say that make you laugh or just sound plain old akward.

[mrhappyasthma]

Question from someone else: Whats up?

Response: Gas Prices.

Gets them every time :thumbs

[Notorious A.Z.N]

(to a teacher) Hey! Were they cool?

Teacher says: Were wut cool?

You say: The dinosaurs (ahaha, class laughs, teacher = epic phail)

Also

You say: Hey What's up, everything fine with your mom?

Other person says: Nothing, and what about my mom?

You say: She still in a wheelchair after last week?

[sheetsjohn16]

(to a teacher) Hey! Were they cool?

Teacher says: Were wut cool?

You say: The dinosaurs (ahaha, class laughs, teacher = epic phail)

Also

You say: Hey What's up, everything fine with your mom?

Other person says: Nothing, and what about my mom?

You say: She still in a wheelchair after last week?

Teacher: Were you sleeping in class!!!???
Student: No, there was a bug in my eye and i was trying to suffocate it.

[MeLonpan]

Caps Lock Is Like Cruise Control For Koool!!!!
(That was supposed to be in all caps but they wont let me do that, i guess im to cool for them...figures)

[Chiefton haz Recon]

Thats what she said

[stoptherockets94]

THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

I am cool ^

[Chiefton haz Recon]

Yes mega cool.

[gimme4free]

Yippikaya MuthaF***a from Die Hard (Or however it's spelt)

[ddh1122]

uhh, what had happened was

[Doug]

Friend: Your mom's fat.
Me: Your pet goldfish is fat.

Another
"That's what she said."

And my personal favorite,
Friend: you're so fat.
Me: Well, that wont get your mom out of my basement.

[Doug]

bump .

[NOCReaper]

That wasn't thunder last night, that was me bangin your mom.

I could have been your dad, but the line was to long.

Hah, those are good ones